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tipsywren:

MILESTONE FANFIC GIVE-AWAY!
Over the past weekend, I was extremely confused and delighted to see I’d hit a bit of a follower milestone. I like how y’all pressed that button. Such champs. So smexy. You’re all awesome.
So, in order to express my appreciation, I figured a little give-away was due. You’re willing to stick around for my crappy fanfic? HERE’S MORE CRAPPY FANFIC!
THE GIVE-AWAY
I will select three people, and they will get a personalized fanfiction of their choosing. They may pick a prompt, fandom, pairing, genre, whatever. Reader inserts will be personalized. Hell, I’ll even write smut if that’s what y’all want.
How is this different from just sending me a request? Well, I consider requests more like… suggestions. If you “win” the give-away, you are GUARANTEED your fic and I’ll do my best to write it to your specifications. Instead of mine. Which can be a very scary exercise in trust. If a reader insert is requested, I can personalize it out the whazoo. Name, hair color, family and food preferences…
Don’t tell me some of you wouldn’t like that. I’d like that. There’s no judgement here. Safe space, y’all. Hug it out.
HOW TO ENTER
Anyone can enter. You don’t need to be following me. I acknowledge that lurkers exist, and I don’t want to FORCE anyone to follow me. Simply LIKE or REBLOG this post to enter.
HOW’RE YOU GUNNA CHOOSE?
Your fate lies with this fuzzy asshole: 
I’m going to put all the names in a bowl and MAKE IT RAAAAIN! The first three names Hannibal touches/attempts to eat will be the “winners.” …I can video tape this if anyone wants, but it’ll probably just a lot of yelling and chasing him around.
The deadline will be September 26th. I go on vacation October 3rd, so that gives everyone time to be contacted and submit their requests. I’ll write while I’m sunnin’ myself on the beach. Aw yeeeah.
If anyone has any questions/comments/concerns, feel free to shoot me a note.
Thanks again, All! Happy Writing!

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YEAH. CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR AND HOPE THEY DON’T COME AFTER YOU. FUCK THAT.

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so i was looking at Pumpkaboo and Gourgeist on bulbapedia and then i read their Dex entries and was like WTF pokemon this thing goes from nice to evil? i mean what the hell happened to it when it evolved?

Oh my god I bet I know why. Pumpkaboo evolves through trade, so what if when it’s traded away from its trainer the pumpkaboo looses its respect for humans upon seeing how they treat pokemon like objects. Enlightened by this, the pumpkaboo evolves into the more sinister gourgeist
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